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William James Lynn III is a former United States Deputy Secretary of Defense. Before that he was Under Secretary of Defense (Comptroller) and a lobbyist for Raytheon.
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Gubazes I was a king of Lazica who flourished in the 450s and 460s. His relations with the Roman Empire are recorded by Priscus.
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